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[U☂C] Anunnaki

G!zz mah azz, harman hambargarz!

Rating: 243
Language: English
Type: Undead VIP
Undead VIP: 26 days
Age: 48 days
Gender: Female
Level: 31
Health: 1,550 / 1,550 [100%]
Blood: 0 blood
City: Zapata
House: Coffin
Horde: Umbrella Corps
Last Active: 8h 41m
Online:
Status: -
Battles: 1,421
Tasks: 1,335
Stockade (Captures): 47
Stockade (Rescues): 27
Forum Posts: 10
Referred By: -

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Life is too stressful, lets all relax and have a laugh!

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''



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